WWF Coliseum Videos #6 Page 2
- "Newcomer" spotlight: Ted Arcidi v. Terry Gibbs. Total squash as Arcidi kills Gibbs and gets the submission with a bearhug. 1 for 9.
- "Newcomer" spotlight: Hercules Hernandez v. Cousin Junior. A HILLBILLY! That's just what I wanted to see. A spectacularly horrible match which Hercules wins with a reverse rollup. 1 for 10.
- "From the archives": Pedro Morales v. Adrian Adonis. Why? Kick and punch, then they do the ol' double-bridge-pin ending, giving Pedro the win. 1 for 11.
- "From the archives": Pat Patterson v. Lou Albano. Albano pulls something out of his tights and Patterson grabs it and uses it on him until he bleeds.
- Let's try that one again, and this time GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!
- "From the archives": Pat Patterson v. Lou Albano. Albano removes a foreign object, but Patterson knocks it out of his hands and grabs it himself, poking Albano in the eye and drawing blood. Albano runs about a minute in for the countout. 1 for 12.
- Jake Roberts v. Ricky Steamboat. Finally, something good. Both guys are in their prime here. This is right after the DDT on the concrete that started the whole blood feud. Steamboat is, of course, a god. Roberts is gloriously evil. Jake just beats the hell out of Steamboat but Ricky blocks the DDT and begins the comeback. Jake juices. The idiot ref keeps preventing Steamboat from hitting Roberts, and there's some great sequences which incorporate the idiot ref. Finally, Steamboat just tosses the moron for the DQ (justifiably). 2 for 13.
The Bottom Line: 2 for 13? Take a pass.
Best of the WWF #9.
- Opening match: I-C title: Randy Savage v. Ricky Steamboat. From Toronto, late 1986. Savage and Steamboat take to battering each other without the cool connecting sequences that made WMIII so damn great. Savage bleeds a gusher. Steamboat with the KARATE CHOP OF DOOM for 2, then Savage "trips" and rams the Dragon into the ref. Clumsy Macho. Steamboat with a small package for 2. Backslide for 2. Steamboat argues the point, giving Savage a chance to whip out his trusty knuckle dusters and jam it into the Dragon's eyes. Savage then ends up taking a hellacious HOLY CRAP bump over the top to the floor via a blinded Steamboat. Finally, they're going to a double-countout, but Steamboat suddenly regains his sight and rolls back in for the win. Awesome match. 1 for 1.
- The Hart Foundation v. Iron Sheik & Nikolai Volkoff. Someone must have missed their flight to set up this one. Harts get the face pop. Volkoff does the Pirate Radio Session Extended Russian National Anthem Mix, prompting the Harts to attack. Nothing match. Neidhart tries to slam Volkoff but Sheik hooks the leg and the heels get the win. 1 for 2.
- Boot camp match: Cpl. Kirschner v. Nikolai Volkoff. Both guys suck big. The Corporal bleeds. He hits Volkoff with his boot and gets the pin. Hardcore it ain't. 1 for 3.
- JYD / Andre / Superfly v. Studd / Patera / Ventura. 50% of the participants here are dead. The rest just suck. 1 for 4.
- Studd & Bundy v. King Tonga & Siva Afi. I think Bundy ate Afi for dinner one night and that's why we haven't seen him in 10 years. King Tonga is of course the "wrestler" currently sucking in WCW under the name of Meng. Squash-a-go-go. 1 for 5.
- Cowbody Lang v. Lord Littlebrook. It's a damn midget match. 1 for 6.
- $50,000 battle royale: Everyone one gangs up on Studd and Bundy and knocks them out right away. This is the infamous battle royale where...well, I won't spoil it for you if you haven't heard of it. The proceedings pare down to Junkyard Dog fighting Greg Valentine for the win...but wait, someone's been hiding under the ring the whole time. It's Jimmy Hart, who rolls into the ring and waits until they knock each other over the top rope...and is declared the winner! The loudest BULLS**IT chant you'll EVER hear ensues. Good for a laugh, however. 2 for 7.
The Bottom Line: Great Savage-Steamboat match and nothing else of note.
Best of the WWF #12.
- Opening match: Honky Tonk Man & Kamala v. Hulk Hogan & Koko B. Ware. If you think WCW serves up crap as the main event *now*, take a look at what the WWF used to give us. 10 minutes of terrible wrestling, and if you can't guess the ending and who gets the pin then you have no business reading this review. 0 for 1.
- I-C title match: Ricky Steamboat v. The Honky Tonk Man. Yes, *that* match. Steamboat destroys HTM, but Jimmy Hart is on the apron at the critical moment, and when Steamboat goes for the small package, HTM hooks the bottom rope and rolls them over for the pin (actually it was only a two-count...the first count was for *Steamboat*) and the I-C title! Not half bad, actually, and it was quite possibly the biggest upset of the modern era. 1 for 2.
- Women's title: Fabulous Moolah v. Debbie Combs. Moolah still calls Terry Funk "that young punk", or so I heard. 1 for 3.
- From the archives: Fabulous Moolah v. Joyce Grable. If you look carefully, a 5-year old George Hackenschmidt can be seen in the front row. 1 for 4.
- Halloween at Roddy Piper's house. He wraps bricks as chocolate bars and bowling balls as candy apples. Delightfully twisted. 2 for 5.
- The Islanders v. Demolition. This is either one of the last appearances of Randy Culley or one of the first appearances of Barry Darsow, it's hard to tell. It's around the time when both were playing Smash, at any rate. The Demos stunk as wrestlers, sure, but they had such an awesome ring presence that they were completely over by the end of the match. Demos with the Demolition Decapitation. 3 for 6.
- The Islanders v. Powers & Roma. This match is to mark the transition from the "good" Islanders to the "bad" Islanders. The main difference is that Tama screams a lot more here. Tama with the big splash for the pin. 3 for 7.
- Bret Hart v. Raymond Rougeau. From 1986 no less. Sorry, but it sounds better on paper than it actually is. Hart lures Rougeau into the corner and pins him ala Flair. Still good enough for a point. 4 for 8.
- I-C Title match: Randy Savage v. Tito Santana. Stall fest. Both guys are busy playing ring-around-the-rosy outside the ring and Savage beats the count. Yawn. 4 for 9.
The Bottom Line: Could have been full points if the mediocre stuff had been just a *touch* better. As it is, still recommended for what did work.